Welcome to KIWIreviews - product reviews
•  click here to return to the homepage  •
Welcome visitor. log in

Product reviews on kiwireviews.nz : Thursday 21st May 2026 - 22:18:36

QuickSearch for:    What is QuickSearch?
QuickJump to:    What is QuickJump?
logon name: p/w:  

I want to:

You Are Here...

Home > Categories > Books > Fiction > The Tears of Harry Wakatipu review

« High Druid of Shannara 3: Straken reviewHigh Druid of Shannara 3: StrakenEmerald reviewEmerald »

Score: 9.3/10  [1 review]
4 out of 5
ProdID: 991 - The Tears of Harry Wakatipu
Written by Jack Lasenby

The Tears of Harry Wakatipu
Price:
$18.99
Sample/s Supplied by:
Click to search for all products supplied by Longacre Press

Disclosure StatementFULL DISCLOSURE: A number of units of this product have, at some time, been provided to KIWIreviews by Longacre Press or their agents for the sole purposes of unbiased, independent reviews. No fee was requested, offered nor accepted by KIWIreviews or the reviewers themselves - these are genuine, unpaid consumer reviews.
Available:
April 2006

The Tears of Harry Wakatipu product reviews

Harry Wakatipu returns to the Hopuruahine Hut and out of the mythical mists of the bush, the Grey Ghost fires his .303 from the hip, learns his dogs walk on water, slays the first of the Grim Inscrutable Wolves and lives all winter on a single moa's egg.

What happens when a flying dunny lands in the river bed, when Harry Wakatipu ferments condensed milk? Tuck this book under your swanny and listen and laugh to the muscular music of the Vast Untrodden Ureweras.

A story of the classic days of deer culling when men were supermen, and weren't allowed to even dream of girls, let alone hide a copy of Anne of Green Gables in the foot of their sleeping bag.

Check out Longacre Press onlineClick here to see all the listings for Longacre Press They do not have a public website They do not have a Twitter account They do not have a Facebook page They do not have a YouTube Channel They do not have a Pinterest board They do not have an Instagram channel They do not have a TikTok channel



Tags:
-none-
Other listings you may be interested in:
Evergence : 2 : The Dying LightEvergence : 2 : The Dying Light
Rating: 7.5
Discworld : Map : Death's DomainDiscworld : Map : Death's Domain
Rating: 9.3
King of FoxesKing of Foxes
Rating: 9.5
The Wayfarer Redemption : 3 : CrusaderThe Wayfarer Redemption : 3 : Crusader
Rating: 7.0
Willbee the BumblebeeWillbee the Bumblebee
Rating: 9.3
A Winter's Day in 1939A Winter's Day in 1939
Rating: 8.3
Betrayal in DeathBetrayal in Death
Rating: 8.8
The Impossible Quest #2: Wolves of the WitchwoodThe Impossible Quest #2: Wolves of the Witchwood
Rating: 9.1
Hush: A Kiwi LullabyHush: A Kiwi Lullaby
Rating: 9.6
LEGO Ninjago: Ready, Steady, Stick! Activity BookLEGO Ninjago: Ready, Steady, Stick! Activity Book
Rating: 9.5
To Trap A ThiefTo Trap A Thief
Rating: 7.3
EvernightEvernight
Rating: 9.0
The Modern Mediterranean DietThe Modern Mediterranean Diet
Rating: 9.5

Product reviews...

Everyone is welcome to post a review. You will need to Join up or log in to post yours.

Click here to read the profile of diogenes

Review by: diogenes (Rob)
Dated: 8th of June, 2006

Link to this review Report this review

 

This Review: 9.3/10
Value for Money:
Score 9 out of 10
Level of Realism:
Score 8 out of 10
Rereadability:
Score 10 out of 10
Lose Track of Time:
Score 10 out of 10

Jack Lasenby tells tall tales about tellers of tall tales who in turn tells tall tales of a tall tale tellers.

Got that?

NO?

Read The Tears of Harry Wakatipu and you will see just what I mean. Compulsive reading meant I was unable to put this book down willingly until I had finished it, but I do give you one word of warning: Whatever you do, never read this book on the bus. It will have you tittering, guffawing, laughing loudly, sniggering quietly and even snorting riotously.
The constant laughing causes people not to want to sit anywhere near you, and the police to be called to have you committed.
Well, maybe not that far, but people do tend to avoid someone laughing to themselves on the bus.

Lasenby has a keen eye, a good keen wit and is a master yarn teller, who gives authentic voice to the characters in the book, so much so, that every time I hear one of the characters' speak, I hear the kiwi drawl echoing throughout every syllable, word and sentence, rather than my own "Queen's English" - ok, so I go a little too far there too...

Having never read Crump, I can only guess that Lasenby satirises the works of Crump; however, I must rely on you native Kiwi speakers to add to the comments underneath just how much satire is included.

All in all, Lasenby is a fine writer, who has brought the hideous character of Harry Wakatipu to life. I look forward to aquiring Lasenby's back catalogue to enjoy the first outings of Harry Wakatipu. This book is worthy of additions to your Kiwiana collection. I recommend this book highly.

Random listing from 'Books'...

Score: 9.4
Product reviews for listing 8422: The Wonky Donkey and Plush Toy -  Written by Craig Smith

Product image for The Wonky Donkey and Plush ToyThis boxed edition of the best-selling Wonky Donkey story comes with a book and a cuddly plush toy - complete with wonky leg! In this very funny cumulative song, each page tells the reader something new about the donkey until it ends up as spunky, hanky-panky, cranky, stinky-dinky, lanky, honky-tonky, and winky-wonky!

The funny lyrics and Katz Cowley's hilarious illustrations will have children and older people alike in fits of laughter as they sing along. The song can be downloaded from iTunes.

Go to the listing

General Disclaimer...

Protected by Copyscape Plagiarism Checker - Do not copy content from this page. Creative Commons Licence All trademarks, images and copyrights on this site are owned by their respective companies.
KIWIreviews is an independent entity, part of the Knock Out News Group. This is a free public forum presenting user opinions on selected products, and as such the views expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinion of kiwireviews.nz and are protected under New Zealand law by the "Honest Opinion" clause of the Defamation Act of 1992. KIWIreviews accepts no liability for statements made on this site, on the premise that they have been submitted as the true and honest opinions of the individual posters. In most cases, prices and dates stated are approximate and should be considered as only guidelines.

"Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it."
Philip K. Dick