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'Warning Note: Before acquiring a sprog, please read the following instructions very carefully.'
From acquisition to waste disposal, fuel to framework and fittings, this book contains everything you need to know about sprogs and, most importantly, how to tell the difference between a good sprog and a bad one.
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Not at all what I expected.
The illustrations are detailed in a most unusual way. The 'Good Sprog' images are wonderful. However the 'Bad Sprog' images did not overly impress me, to be honest.
Overall, I can easily see that many parents will love this book, as too will their children... however, this is not one I plan to add to my son's library. He wasn't to impressed, and neither was I.
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Quentin was a duck with a very quick quck. "Quck!" said Quentin. "What's wrong with me?"
Quentin's quack has lost its A. Do any of the other animals have one to spare? Not likely! APES don't want to be PES. SNAKES don't want to be SNKES. PANDAS don't want to be PNDAS or even PANDS. Will Quentin be stuck with a very quick QUCK?!!
Brilliant for reading out loud and teaching children about vowels and animals.
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